eleven women

i always think about this, and it's starting to weird me out because i'm starting to think of it way too much.

eleven women. eleven famous women i would want to have sit in a room to discuss whatever the heck we wanted for a day and why.

#1 easy. beyonce. she's the women of all women. not only did she rock the whole pregnancy thing and delivered a beautiful baby, but she's successful. she's married to jay z. she has the voice of an angel, and she can throw it down at all times. have you seen her dance moves?  she's a goddess and i have a giant lesbian crush on her.

#2 ellen degeneres. she really is a raging lesbian and she's proud of it, and she's a beautiful lesbian. i cannot go a day without watching her talk show, and i secretly dream that one day i'll be on there doing her hidden camera prank. go watch her top ten on letterman. it'll give you another reason to love and idolize her.

#3 sofia vergara. her accent. her face. her everything. that colombian blood. you know she knows what's up, and she doesn't take any bull. give me some of that spice! 

#4 dolly parton. can i be completely honest for a minute? i l o v e 

d o l l y. someone please tell me who else has a voice like her? once upon a time i saw an interview where she talked about her hair. also known as her wig that she keeps on her nightstand so she can just pop it on right when she wakes up. my idol. right there. she's a sassy little southern bell, and i love her.

#5 zooey deschanel. enough said.

#6 brittany murphy. i really wish this little old thang had never died. remember uptown girls? and newly weds? when i was little i kept hoping my voice would be just like hers. but it never did... waaahhh. she's sassy as well. (i love sassy people. its a problem.)

#7 katy perry. she was married to russell brand, and the only women on earth that can pull off cotton candy hair. also she has no fliter on her mouth, like i have no filter on mine. we're probably sisters...

#8 kristen wiig. probably the funniest girl comedian/human being i've ever lived long enough to watch on SNL. let's not even begin to talk about bridesmaids... she's gaaawjuss too. her body is obviously a 10. hair, a ten. everything about her a ten. she would be a valuable asset to such an idea of ten women. 

#9 cady groves. this little firecracker is another southern bell i fantasize about and it's obsessively creepy. her music. her lyrics. they're all genius. i'm pretty sure she's stalked me for the past 19 and a half years of my life and wrote each and every one of her songs about me. 

#10  betty white. need i say more? the lady is 89 years old and she's still got it. her perverted humor and wittiness makes me want to be 89 years old with her. she's the definition of perfection.

#11 melissa mccarthy. she's right up there with ms.wiig. flawless and hilarious. she is one, or all... of my favorite things. i wish i could ask her about love, driving skills, and how to cook a casserole. 

someone give me a room, all these women, and some HVR.

that is all.